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Tuesday, May 4, 2021

Serengeti Steve: From Ballwin to Hollywood!

 (Here's the full, unedited version of what appeared online yesterday in West Newsmagazine! The photos are from that version, straight from Ceriotti's Reptile Experience website.)

     If you saw ‘Serengeti Steve’ Ceriotti on a pair of national reality shows, you might cringe like viewers experiencing ‘Fear Factor’ or ‘Stupid Human Tricks.’  However, if you attended one of his thousands of Reptile Experience performances, Doctor Doolittle might more readily come to mind.

     The Ballwin resident became a herpetologist some 25 years ago.  His initial prime duty was extracting venom from snakes for cancer research.  Since then, Ceriotti’s career has taken some interesting twists and turns which includes raising and caring for some 200 species of reptiles and arachnids.


     But Steve is FAR more than simply a pet owner.  He shares his passion by performing at parties, school and scout groups, at libraries, plus fairs and festivals throughout Missouri and Illinois to the tune of some 600 shows per year!

     “I came up with what I thought was a crazy idea because I had what you might call the entertainment bug, as I’ve always been very outgoing and extroverted,” he said.  “Also, I felt like I needed to relay my education and information about these animals that so many people are terrified of.  I thought a neat way I could do it would be to bring some of these animals to events.  I’m talking everything from alligators to big anacondas to you name it.  Before I knew it, I had so much business!  So, I got out of the venom extraction business, started doing this full-time, and I’ve been busy as can be from day one!” 

     Ceriotti’s prime moniker is a story in itself.  It began prior to a Channel 5 ‘Show Me St. Louis’ interview. The show’s hostess asked for his stage name.  But Ceriotti didn’t have one.  She told him that he MUST have one. 

     “First, she threw out Safari Steve,” Ceriotti said.  “I was like, ‘I don’t know.  It doesn’t have much ring to it.’ Then she asked where a lot of the animals came from.   I said that I do a lot from Africa, have some Australian things, and everything else from the New World.  So, she said, ‘What is that area from the plains of Africa?’  I said, ‘Serengeti?’ She said, ‘There you go!  Serengeti Steve!’ It was born literally at that moment!”


Check out some of his online videos to easily feel the passion, knowledge, comical flair and highly-memorable entertainment value of his public appearances.

     Steve admits he’s done so many performances at a variety of venues that it’s often difficult to recall specific ones. However, there have been some truly unforgettable ones.

    “One that sticks out in my head is actually a sad story,” Steve said.  “A lady called wanting to know if I could bring just one of my alligators to a party.  When I asked her what the party was for, she said it was for her nephew who had cancer.  This was so tragic.  The kid wanted nothing more than to hold an alligator. They told me Make a Wish could not make it happen. That’s when I decided I was definitely going to be there!’”

      With latter knowledge that the very young Sunset Hills boy had terminal-stage leukemia, Steve adjusted other shows to book that party.

     “The kid was beside himself that he got to hold what at that time was about a four-foot alligator,” Ceriotti said.   “He was just glowing!  About a month later, I ran into somebody who was a friend of the aunt who scheduled the party.  She told me the kid had passed away.  It was tragic, but I was happy in the sense that a great day doing what he wanted.”       

     Steve has met several sports celebrities along the way, which is well documented on his website.  He said that just like the rest of us, they have kids, and they love including him at their parties.  Ceriotti mentioned an event with Albert Pujols.  Steve wanted to talk baseball with him, but Pujols wanted to talk about Steve’s business and how he got into reptiles.

     Many people are aghast when checking out Ceriotti’s https://www.reptileexperience.com/ website and his variety of videos found on general searches under ‘Serengeti Steve.’  How can anyone be brave enough to interact with most of the reptiles as he does?

     “All the animals are what we refer to as being ‘conditioned,’” he said. “They aren’t trained because you can’t train reptiles.  Their brains don’t have the capability of training.  It doesn’t work with all reptiles.  But basically, it’s interacting with them enough at birth…which always works best…and for a certain amount of time, depending on the species, we work with them, handle them, and they get to a point where they don’t fear us anymore. “


     Ceriotti added that there are only two reasons an animal would bite you.  One is basically called a feeding response.  The animal thinks we’re food.  He wants to eat us.  The other reason is a defensive response where they think we are something to fear, and they have to protect their babies or territory. When conditioning comes in as constant handling, they don’t look at their handlers as something to fear. 

     Steve’s local and regional performance events demonstrate how well-conditioned his reptiles are. They interact smoothly with all the children and adults in his audiences.  So, most participants no longer get freaked out by their mere appearance.

     That said, ‘Serengeti Steve’ went well beyond the 100 per cent safety factor performer during one of his national TV performances. Enter the 2012 America’s Got Talent finals in Las Vegas.

     Ceriotti began by walking calmly toward the three celebrity judges.  Moments later, there were ghastly expressions on the faces of Howie Mendel, Howard Stern and especially Sharon Osbourne, as Steve opened his mouth to have two massive Madagascar cockroaches crawl out.  But that was a mild prelude to his successful act of kissing a black Pakistani cobra.  one of the deadliest species of its kind in the world. That stunt could lead to instant death with one quick bite from the cobra’s fangs.

     “Basically, they need you to ramp it up, if you will…for each episode, a little crazier and a little more dangerous,” Ceriotti said.  “That is one of the more dangerous things to do.  So, that’s why it progressed into that for that round in Vegas.”

     Previously, Steve worked with a man born and raised in the Belize rain forest.  That man was the one who trained Steve how to handle and extract venom. What TV audiences don’t know, the show’s producers helped push the danger factor to a fever pitch.

    Explaining the part about jabbing with the medicine, Steve said, “That was Hollywood nonsense.  It did not make me a happy camper.  Drama draws attention.  Granted, you can be allergic to venoms, but they said they weren’t going to fib on national television. They said, ‘but can you have the anaphylactic shock kind of reaction?’ I said, ‘Sure.  If I get bit by this thing, and I’m allergic to the venom, I’m in serious trouble.’ So, they said, ‘Here’s what we’re going to do. We’re going to hand this guy an Epipen,’ and I was like, ‘O.K.’ Then they gave me some lines to say, and I said, ‘Well, if I do get bit, that wouldn’t be a bad idea because I don’t know if I’m allergic to the actual type of polyvalent venom this type of snake has. I’ve never been bit, so all I know, I could be allergic to it.’ But again, that’s not the biggest problem.  Just being venomated by that kind of snake is probably going to kill me without immediate medical attention.”

     The most recent act of simple showmanship was on the April 7 episode of ‘Game of Talents,’ filmed in Hollywood last November. Donning a white tuxedo with gold bling, Steve was accompanied by four dancing girls with machetes and fire blazing all around. They all walked forward, coming to a stop in front of those guessing the talent.  Then Steve opened his mouth and a venomous scorpion began to emerge; thus, the title, ‘scorpion wrangler.’



     That performance was similar to Steve’s previous St. Louis audition of America’s Got Talent. Both were made much easier because of what happened on April 22, 2011. That’s when Ceriotti entered the Guinness Book of World Records.

     “It was odd because I had seen a show about a year before called The Guinness World Record Attempts, Book of Attempts or something like that,” Steve recalled. “I watched it, and saw a lady who set the world record of two minutes, three seconds.  I thought, ‘Well, just knowing scorpions, one, they’re very nocturnal, and two, they love to be in very small, confined areas.  They’re relaxed in those areas.  They crawl into very small holes to hide during the day and they come out at night.  So, I thought, the reason she can do that is, as long as you put that in very carefully and don’t hurt it, just keep your lips close It’s a nice, small dark area.  So, I figured I’d try it.”

     After filling out some 50 pages of paperwork, Steve sent in the paperwork for that performance. He originally planned to perform at CBC, where he graduated in 1987. But it had to be at a public venue with no admission charged and not a private institution that charged tuition.  Since one of his neighbors taught at Parkway South, Steve chose that venue.

     “The scorpion will actually shut down in your closed mouth,” he said. “Occasionally, you’ll feel the legs move a little, but if for any reason you think the scorpion is uncomfortable, you quickly open your mouth.  But on that day, it basically sat in there.  The only reason I stopped at 17 minutes and 17 seconds is after I broke the 2-minute, 3-second mark, many people left.  I didn’t realize it because what I’m usually doing is closing my eyes and slowing my breathing.  At one point, I opened my eyes and saw my wife (Janice) and our kids kind of doing the thing where you put your fingers by your throat to say, ‘Stop!  Stop!’  I didn’t know why.  Was there some kind of weird emergency?  Why are they telling me to stop?   I started to realize that half the crowd of some 1,000 people had left because I’m doing it so long that they’re getting bored to death. I broke the record, then they hung out for another five or six minutes.  They didn’t know how long I would do it, so people started to leave. At that moment, I opened my mouth, and that’s when the timer stopped at 17:17.”

     Back to the reality of his regular household events, Steve shared one more memory from just over six months later. He and his wife were sitting in a field box when Lafayette High School graduate David Freese became a lifetime legend with his dramatic ninth inning, game-tying triple and eleventh inning walk-off home run in game 6 of the 2011 World Series against the Texas Rangers.

     The Ceriottis were also supposed to be going to game seven. But a rain out set it up against a Halloween party scheduled by a party planner.  But he thought, ‘This is St. Louis.  These people are obviously going to postpone their Halloween party.’

      “I called the party planner and asked, ‘By the way, are you still having that party tonight?  This IS St. Louis and it IS game seven,’” Ceriotti said.  “She said they most certainly are! I said, ‘O.K.  I will be there.’  I showed up, noticed there were ponies on the front lawn of this very nice home. Kids were getting pony rides in their Halloween costumes.  Suddenly, as I got a little closer to the house, I thought, I know this house.  This is Albert Pujols’ house.  Then, I thought, it can’t be!  Albert’s getting ready to start game seven.  I walked up the driveway, saw Dede (Deidre) Pujols and I their son A.J. (Albert, Jr.). I thought, ‘What the heck is going on here?’  I said, ‘Hey, Dede! I don’t know if you know this, but your husband is getting ready to play game seven in like 10 minutes!’  She looked at me and said, ‘Steve, I was not going to have this party canceled just because of a baseball game.’”

    So, Cerliotti performed his show outdoors by the TV that was brought nearby.  But the kids were all watching the show and not the TV.  Steve admitted he was kind of watching the game, too, because it was game seven of the World Series!  At one point, he thought his show would be even less important.

     “I looked down at AJ and said, ‘Did you want me to hang on for a second and take a little pause because your dad is up to the plate with the tying run on second base?’“ Steve said.  “AJ looked over his shoulder at the TV, looked back and said, ‘No!  No!  I want to see the animals!’ His dad has been a superstar since he was a baby, and to him, it was just his dad playing another game.  It’s no different from my kids in college now; all those years thinking all these other kids want to see all these animals. But it’s just their dad. That’s just an alligator.  That’s just an anaconda. Not a big deal.”

    Meanwhile, Serengeti Steve admitted that his only real fear in life, which actually terrifies him to the point of shaking just thinking about it, is heights…even climbing more than three rungs up a ladder.  Also, as far as animals go, he wouldn’t go into a lion’s cage or pet a bear because he doesn’t have the knowledge of them from years of training like he’s had as a herpetologist. That’s precisely why he gets so much enjoyment from his regular performances….even when he puts an alligator’s snout in his mouth and pretends to mildly bite down on it.

     “It’s fun because even after I do my programs, I get a lot of adults come up to me and tell me, ‘That was great!  That was fantastic!’” he said. “It’s nice to hear, but they usually say ‘Not only are you funny and educational,’ but the adults get a bigger kick out of this stuff than the kids do.  And that always make me feel good because I know I’m entertaining everybody in the crowd.”

Saturday, April 24, 2021

Santa Claus is Coming to Town

(In honor of Bob Plager, who passed away exactly a month ago on March 24, 2021, here is a comical article I wrote about him and had published in the November 1992 issue of The Sports Journal of Calgary, Alberta.  By the time it hit the papers, Plager had likely already resigned as St. Louis Blues’ head coach…a stint that lasted just 11 games before returning to his position as vice-president of player development.)

  Yes, Virginia, there IS a Santa Claus, and he is coaching the St. Louis Blues this season. 

There was a myriad of wide-open mouths in National Hockey League circles last May when Bob Plager was named Brian Sutter’s coaching replacement.

     This is the same Bob Plager of the Jolly Old St. Nick demeanor, who for more than a decade reigned as one of the top NHL jokesters and pranksters.

     One of Plager’s classic deeds was to cut the stitching out of teammate Noel Picard’s trousers.  Naturally, the pants would give out just at the right moment.  One of Plager’s most memorable actions for fans was dumping a whole bucket of pucks onto the ice to protest a call in a 1970’s televised game.

     “There was always something being pulled,” Plager said.  “It’s great!  It brought the team together.  You did a few stupid things, something that was funny, and people laughed and relaxed.  If something wasn’t going right, I’d tell a funny story or something.  It helps relax me.  I’m very nervous, but people don’t know it.”

     Plager is indeed intense, but not to the extreme of uptightness that seemed to constitute Sutter’s personality.

     He’s still a jokester, but there’s also a serious side to Plager.  Maybe it’s because he will turn 50 next March.  Maybe Plager has mellowed a bit because of all the recent hardships in his life. 

     Beloved brother Barclay died of brain cancer in February 1988.  Their father, Gus Plager, had passed away several months earlier.  Plager’s mother has had a variety of health-related problems, and Plager and his wife Melissa have suffered through several miscarriages.

     But Plager still dishes out his share of anecdotes.  Maybe it’s as much comedic relief to cover up his own anguish.  In either case, Plager is serious about hockey.

     “Below the exterior of the Bobby you’re used to seeing—and he’s got the latest quip, quote or joke—is a very intelligent hockey man with a great knowledge of how the game should be played,” Blues’ president Jack Quinn said.  “There’s a serious side to Bobby that I’ve been able to see on a daily basis over the last several years that led me to believe he has the qualities to coach.”

     As they say, ‘The proof is in the pudding.’

     Just two seasons ago, Plager displayed his coaching acumen with the Peoria Rivermen of the International Hockey League.  Plager’s club won a professional hockey record 18 games in succession en route to a 58-19-5 mark and the Turner Cup, the playoff championship trophy.

      That helped earn Plager status as the 16th coach in the Blues’ 27-year history.  Plager announced that he is ready, willing and able to do the job.

     “I believe in the organization; I believe in the team; I believe in myself,” Plager said.  “I also believe I know a lot about hockey.  I expect great things out of our team this year.

     “A lot of times, coaches come in and say they’re going to build for the future.  Well, the future is right now in St. Louis.  It’s not two or three years from now.  We want to have a winning team here next year.  I will work with and for the players to bring a Stanley Cup to St. Louis.”

     That would be one of the most precious gifts Santa could bring to St. Louis’ winter sports enthusiasts!                                 



    


Saturday, April 17, 2021

Youngsters Dive into Summer Camp

 (This was one I had published WAY back in the late 1980s...Kiwanis Camp Wyman is still there! I wonder what and how the people in this article are doing today.)

     It was only fitting that youngsters from Kiwanis Camp Wyman were instructed to show off their best dives prior to the swimming finals of Saturday’s Corporate Sports Battle at Webster Groves Memorial Park.

     The dozen or so kids on hand were among some 800 who have been making a big splash throughout the summer.

     Kiwanis Camp Wyman, located in Eureka, offers year-round programs for about 7,500 people ranging from the very young to senior citizens who can’t afford vacations.  But it’s best known for its five 11-day summer sessions for 8- to 16-year-olds.

     “The kids are referred to us for different reasons,” said Camp Director Mary Dwyer.  “Some have been abused while others are from low-income, single-parent families or even two parent ones who are struggling just to put meat on the table.  It’s a positive break from their home activities.  For me, working with the kids is tremendous because I see so much in them.”

     And the children, in turn, see a great deal of value in the programs.

     “I was afraid it was going to be boring, but I was wrong,” 12-year-old Keith said. “I mostly like hiking in the woods and archery.  We also went canoeing and swam in a lake.  On nature hikes, I saw all kinds of animals, cave salamanders and frogs.”

     Keith enjoyed his first summer at Camp Wyman so much that he has vowed to return next year.  He will be placed in a special program for teens known as Morning Star, which deals with outdoor skills in primitive settings.

     Another believer has been made of 14-year-old Desiree, who is currently completing her fourth summer at Camp Wyman.  She was introduced to the program through Cardinal Glennon Hospital and the Hemophiliac Foundation where her father is treated for that blood disease.

     “I was really nervous when I got there, wondering what people would be like,” she said. “But it’s been as great experience this year. I’ve been in a regular, 11-day program and one called RESP (Residential Employment Skills Program) where I handle applications for people who apply for jobs at the camp.  I can’t wait for next summer!”

     That’s the consensus among the youngsters.  While the majority of them most readily point to the recreational pursuits, Dwyer believes the benefits extend well beyond the enjoyment aspect.

     “The kids develop an understanding of other people and how they fit together in the community,” Dwyer said.  “When we develop our programs, we let the kids decide as much as possible because we want them to see themselves as part of society.  We have a job readiness program for 15- to 16-year-olds.  It’s rewarding to me when they come back and want to be counselors.”

     Desiree is a prime example of that.  This summer, she served as an assistant in naturalist programs and worked on a project called Nature Lodge, where she took children on hikes, helping them with sensory awareness.

     But none of those programs would have been worthwhile were it not for the Kiwanis Camp Wyman staff, which includes Executive Director David Hilliard, Development Director Battle Smith, Development Associate Don Davison and other staffers such as Claire Wyneken, William Berger and Cindy Hirsch, just to name a few. Their guidance and devotion to visitors is what makes Wyman work.

     “The staff is really caring,” said 14-year-old Beth, in her third summer there.  “If you have problems of any kind, you can always find someone who will talk to you.”

     “It’s fun when everybody gets along,” Keith said.  “They’re like one big family.”


Sunday, March 21, 2021

Winning Combinations: Sports Challenge Rings Up Big Numbers

 (In what seems to be a lifetime ago, I used to LOVE covering charitable events for the West County Journals and other local newspapers; especially ones in which I could interview dozens of people partaking in a variety of strange events.)

     If Jack Buck had been on hand to announce Saturday’s Corporate Sports Challenge at John Burroughs School, “That’s a Winner!” would have been his only necessary commentary.

     The primary beneficiaries of the event are disadvantaged and homeless youngsters who find a positive escape in 11-day summer programs from Kiwanis Camp Wyman in Eureka.  The event netted $28,358 for that facility. But there were other winners as well.

     Some 340 employees on hand from 17 St. Louis corporations displayed an unbelievable level of sportsmanship while vying for the local title. For the fourth time in five years, Ralston-Purina, which edged Citicorp, 670-644, emerged as the team champion.  The spoils of Checkerboard Square’s 20-person contingency, is an all-expenses-paid, three-day trip to Las Vegas to compete in the early December national finals.

      “It’s one of those days where everyone is winning,” said Dave Hilliard, Kiwanis Camp Wyman’s executive director.  “It’s very gratifying because we do a good deal of fundraising at the camp, but it’s hard to ask people for money. This is most gratifying for those of us who work with kids all year.  All the companies are pumped up and excited, and when the kids walked out on the field, the crowd went nuts.  It’s such a great feeling for the youngsters that all these people care for them.  It’s really uplifting.  Here, everybody wins!”

     Ralston-Purina certainly had its share of athletic successes.  One was the sack races where four male-female duos hopped to victory.  One featured pair was Cindy Widmann and John Houska.

     “We just like to be in the sack together,” Widmann said.  “He kept saying, ‘Let’s get in the sack together, but not do anything.’ “

     What the pair did in the sack was compile one of the fastest times of the day.  Houska, an all-state soccer player for St. Louis U. High (1967) and a 1970 Division I All-American at Michigan State University, certainly wasn’t surprised by the result.

     “We have a very athletic contingency here,” Houska said.  “We’re serious about this and we scout a lot of people at our fitness center at Ralston.  A lot of these events are conducive to having strong legs.”

     Citicorp also had its share of winners.  The volleyball assemblage of captain Phil Koch, Stephanie Helwig, John Pacini, Lisa Dunlap, Richard Joseph, Lori Rogers and Curtis Anderson scrambled to a 9-11, 11-9, 11-9 championship win over Budweiser.  Citicorp was coached by Heather Fenstermaker, whose sister Erin won the 1988 Missouri State High School one-meter diving crown for Parkway West.

     Luckily, very few people interchanged the word ‘winning’ to finishing first in any individual or team event.  Winning was also evident in some of the more lighthearted moments.

     Ladue resident John Roberts, office manager for Arthur Andersen & Company, won the special CEO event.  But one of the more memorable moments was provided by Pet Inc’s vice-president and comptroller Tony Knizel.  The town and Country resident had all kinds of trouble directing the oversized golf ball with the substitute club.

     “Everything (the remainder of the event) was fine til the golf part,” Knizel said.  “I’ve played a lot of golf before but not with that club.  It was too wobbly.  I’m just an average golfer, but I’d have to practice a lot to be competitive in this.”

     A couple hours later, Maplewood’s Beth Battock struggled in the indoor pool while paddling in the Funfloater event.

     “I had too much water between myself and the float, which causes you to fall off,” Battock said.  “I think I’m going to stick to land sports.”

     For the third consecutive year, Battock’s Christian Health Services served as the main sponsor of the event, which was referred to its architects as “Challenge:  The Ultimate Corporate Games.” 

     The CHS spokesperson for the event, Bruce Gosser, vice president of administration, enjoyed watching some of the crazy antics of Flipper Flash, Hippity Hop-Along, Can U Canoe? and Outrigger Mania. But his main focus was on what the games provide for Kiwanis Camp Wyman’s youngsters.

     “We feel it’s our role as a major health organization to sponsor this type of event,” Gosser said. “We’re conscious of social as well as well as healthcare issues.  It’s a tremendous feeling knowing that a lot of disadvantaged and homeless children are receiving the special treatment they deserve.”

     And the Kiwanis Camp Wyman kids were in agreement as to the worthiness of both the Challenge Corporate Games and the camp.

     “It’s nice because it shows that everybody really cares,” said Tonya, age 12.  “They’re trying to raise money for kids who can’t afford it.  This is really an experience!” 


   

     “It’s fun watching them, and comical,” said Greg, age 12.  “It also helps so we can even go to camp.  Every parent’s kid should be able to go because it’s a chance to get away from home.  Trying to live and work together with five other kids in a cabin takes teamwork.”

     That’s precisely what the 17 companies, Challenge officials and John Burroughs facility manager Jim Haskins utilized in making the event an overwhelming success.

Saturday, February 13, 2021

 

Ballwin Days Decision on Hold as Committee Looks to Set 2021 Date


Who would have thought exactly one year ago that anything would affect the annual Ballwin Days celebration or the plans to introduce a new Ballwin police station? But then Covid-19 raised its ugly head and threw the health and financial concerns of individuals and municipalities into a level of hysteria.

Now, a year later, City Administrator Eric Sterman approached both those subjects with a degree of cautious optimism at the Jan. 25 Ballwin Board of Aldermen meeting.

Ballwin Days [File photo]

“(Parks and Recreation Director) Chris (Conway) and I met with the committee for Ballwin Days … the citizens’ committee that handles that effort,” Sterman said. “As you can imagine, we’re having a debate right now about dates for the event, and what the world’s going to look like in June when it is regularly scheduled.

“At this time, the carnival operators have been able to hold two dates for us. It’s the traditional early June date as well as a date in August. They’ve given us until the end of February to make a decision on dates. So, the city’s going to look at what the pandemic situation looks like at that time, and make a decision then.”

Sterman said that at this time the Ballwin Days Committee is still planning to hold the event but the date may have to shift. 

Not surprisingly, the 2020 Ballwin Days event was canceled. 

On Jan. 25, the board also turned its attention to news of the new police station building planned for a vacant lot right behind the Regions Bank at 14915 Manchester Road.

News of the site confirmation hit West Newsmagazine on March 16, 2020, which was about the same time that much of society began shutting down from the pandemic.

“I know it’s been a little while,” Sterman told the aldermen. “This was a project that was started and a site identified; then, it got placed on hold due to COVID-19. The design work was budgeted in the 2021 budget, as you all know.”

Sterman said the city put out a request for qualifications for an owner’s rep for the project and interviewed firms in the past two weeks.

“We have identified a firm and are currently discussing a proposal with them,” Sterman confirmed. “We plan to bring that forward to the board; hopefully, by the next meeting, or if not, shortly thereafter.

“We did not rebid the design work. We had some pretty good proposals or qualifications from the first time it was sent out last year. We used those same firms and identified three finalists for the design work. We will be interviewing them later this week, and then hope to have a contract to bring to the board sometime in February for the design work. From that point forward, we should begin the design phase in earnest.”


Saturday, January 23, 2021

 

Link offers solid plan for smooth riding on Ballwin streets


Ballwin Director of Public Works Jim Link presented a report on Jan. 11 that will pave the way for an overall better level of streets through year 2035. And, Link told the board, the proposed $1 million annual budget should get the job done.

The report, entitled “Benefits of a Proactive Program,” notes that street ratings “start at 1 being the worst and 10 being a brand new street.” The goal is a rating of 7 or better, which would compare favorably with other area municipalities.

“A 10 is actually if the street is brand new,” Link said. “If you have minor reflective cracks, it’s usually in the 7-8 range, for more extensive cracking you’ll be in the 5-6 range, significant cracking 3-4 or 3-5 range, and then if you have potholes forming, it’s usually 0-3.”

Link mentioned that Ballwin’s average numbers improved dramatically from just 6.3 in 2008 and 6.2 in 2010, up to 6.8 in 2015 and 7.1 in 2018 before dropping off again to 6.7 in 2020. 

“We started attacking a lot of the streets that had asphalt overlay (after the 2010 6.2 low). When we started doing that, it raised our score up to 6.8. We actually borrowed a paver from Manchester and used it successfully in that period. When we tried to give it back, they didn’t want it. After that, we went from 6.7 to 7.1, and that’s when you guys (the council) bought us a new paver and we got a concrete truck,” Link said. “Between 2018 and now, as you know with streets, you can bring them up, but they’re constantly falling. So, we’re trying to keep them anywhere between a 6.7 or a 6.8 and a 7.”

Among the processes used to maintain Ballwin’s streets are microsurfacing, milling and asphalt overlay, which includes replacement and upgrading of curb ramps. Link explained that the overlay process also means removing 2 to 3 inches of asphalt, repairing the base, then repaving it with 2 to 3 inches of asphalt. That work is normally done about every 20 years.

According to Link, Ballwin’s normal concrete street replacement entails a 4-inch base and 6 inches of concrete. That process, requiring Meramec rock and sand, normally has a 25- to 30-year life cycle.  He added that the city’s crack and joint sealing program has increased in frequency; taking place roughly every two to seven years instead of every seven years as had been done previously. Then, there’s Nova chip, an ultra bonded, asphalt-wearing surface developed in the 1990s to provide superior surface treatment on heavily traveled roads, offering better friction enhancement.

“If you do a reactive plan and wait until the streets are falling apart, and you throw money at the worst streets, you’re going to pay around $100 a square yard,” Link said. “If you do a proactive maintenance strategy, between year seven and year 14, you’re only spending about $5 a square yard. So, if you do it again around year 14, you’re basically taking it from ‘good’ back up to ‘excellent.’ Around year 20, you’re ready to mill and overlay the street from the ‘fair’ to ‘good’ range, you’ll spend roughly around $60 a square yard. My annual crack sealing is approximately 15 cents a square yard. So, it’s good insurance. In short, you don’t always want to spend all your money on the worst streets.”

Curb ramp replacement was also included in the presentation. To be compliant with the American Disability Act, there are roughly 25 requirements to consider. This has drastically driven up the cost with contractors, Link said, to about $180 a square yard.

“This year, we’re actually doing all these curb ramp replacements and all the sidewalks in house,” Link said. He noted that according to the federal highway administration, “any time we alter the street or do any new construction, we are actually required to replace (the) curb ramps.”

Link said that pavement deterioration “takes a nosedive” during the 10- to 15-year mark, and “from 20 years on, it’s very poor.”

In reference to the proactive approach, Alderman Kevin Roach (Ward 2), asked what the lowest tolerable rating would be prior to replacement or remediation. Link replied that it would be about a 5 and that there should never be any that have dropped into the 3s or 4s.

“When any drop down to a 5 or a 6, we need to start dumping money into it to get it back up.” Link said. “Basically, we’re looking at a 10-year cycle here. So, a million dollars a year is plenty of money to actually keep these numbers up.”

By contrast, Link said it would take some $7.6 million to immediately bring street averages from all four wards from their current 6.6-6.8 levels to as high as a 9 level. He also said that a larger percentage of the money will likely need to go to Ward 3.

Alderman Frank Fleming (Ward 3), joked that he had no problem with that, before seriously responding that annexation likely was the cause of Ward 3’s lower quality roads.  

“The good reason for (road condition) historically is that Ward 3 tended to grow via annexation, and we have inherited a lot of streets from (St. Louis) County that weren’t (sic) in the best of shape; whereas, in other wards, you have some of the newer subdivisions and construction was better,” Fleming said. “But I know we’ll responsibly allocate it across the city.”


                     Ballwin public works replacing concrete slabs – May 2020 (Source: City of Ballwin)


Link said the city diverted a lot of money to concrete slabs in 2020 while pulling back a little on asphalt. Both Fleming and Roach agreed that this was preferable to them.

“My constituents don’t care for the asphalt patch on the concrete,” Roach said. “They would prefer like replacement with like materials. Just from observation, the asphalt patches do seem to come back in six months or a year with another issue.”

“The main reason we put the asphalt on was safety,” Link said. “You don’t want a hole. You don’t want something there that’s going to destroy someone’s car. You can move in and move out quickly and get to the next hole. All of the cities around us use the same practice of milling and filling, and doing asphalt patches and such.”

Link also mentioned that the annual pavement evaluation and rating process was moved from January to September or October to get it ready for a new year’s budget. That’s how 2021 began.




Sunday, December 6, 2020

When College Football's National Championship was Held on Dec. 6

 

(Updated from my Yahoo Contributor Network published article from this time in 2008)

Getting older has its positives and negatives. Sometimes one can better recall specific details from 51 years ago than 51 minutes ago.

Such is the case of December 6, 1969. The site was Razorback Stadium. The event was No. 1 Texas against No. 2 Arkansas. Both were perennial national powers of the now-defunct Southwestern Conference.

Each team had already captured a national championship in the 1960's. Both were returning powerhouses. The game was normally played in October. But due to the quest for incredible TV ratings, ABC Sports executive Roone Arledge was able to work a deal with Arkansas coach Frank Broyles to move the game to early December.

I still recall how everything worked out to perfection. Well....not for a longtime Missouri Tigers fan. Mizzou was undefeated until being done in by a long fourth quarter touchdown pass from Colorado quarterback Bobby Anderson in the rarefied air of Boulder.

Also, while Texas enjoyed a November bye week, Bo Schembechler's Michigan Wolverines knocked off Big 10 rival and the current No. 1 team, Woody Hayes' Ohio State Buckeyes. Although Penn State was also undefeated at the time, featuring future National Football League greats Franco Harris, Lydell Mitchell and Jack Ham, the Nittany Lions' Independent classification often left them underrated.

So, it all came down to a shootout between Coach Darrell Royals' Longhorns and Broyles' Razorbacks.

I will never forget the major spread in the old TV Guide, which billed this as "The Game of the Century." In fact, President Richard Nixon was flying to Fayetteville to present a national championship plaque to the victor. How excited I was...being a big-time fan of all four major sports since sometime late in 1963!

Back then, college football was much more a ground game than today. The game matched the Longhorns' highly vaunted Wishbone running attack against the stingy Razorbacks' defense. It was kind of like World War I trench warfare prior to World War II air assaults.

Now giving way to Wikipedia.org/Texas_vs._Arkansas football game, so I can get all details straight, Texas had averaged 44 points a game, and Arkansas had surrendered just 6.8. Texas had won 18 straight, and Arkansas 15 straight.

In this battle, Texas uncustomarily turned the ball over six times. A first quarter one-yard TD run by Bill Burnett and a late third quarter 29-yard scoring strike from Bill Montgomery to Chuck Dicus gave Arkansas a 14-0 lead headed into the fourth quarter.

Due to all the Texas miscues, quarterback James Street decided not to pitch the ball as much in the game's final quarter. He not only scrambled into the end zone to start the fourth quarter, but followed that up with a two-point conversion run, cutting the margin to 14-8.

Midway through the fourth quarter, Montgomery drove Arkansas 73 yards down to the Texas seven. A field goal would likely have put the game out of reach. But Montgomery went to the air, and Texas intercepted.

With less than five minutes remaining, Texas faced a 4th-and-3 from its own 43. That's when Randy Peschel made a dramatic grab in double coverage for a 44-yard gain. Just two plays later, future Los Angeles Rams' running back, Jim Bertelson, scored the TD, and Happy Feller converted the PATD on a high snap from center to give Texas a 15-14 lead with 3:58 left.    


Not to be outdone, Arkansas drove the ball down to the Texas 40 with All-America kicker Bill McClard waiting in the wings. Back then, the Southwest Conference used a rather lively ball that led to many field goals upwards of the 50- and 60-yard range. Remember Arkansas' Steve Little and Texas' Russell Erxleben?

But Montgomery was again picked off, this time by outside linebacker Tom Campbell at the 21 with less than a minute remaining.

Ironically, it was also Campbell who intercepted Notre Dame quarterback Joe Theismann on the final drive in the ensuing Cotton Bowl. That cemented Texas' claim to their national title, 21-17 in the New Year's Day Cotton Bowl. The only logical challenger would have been also undefeated Penn State, a 10-3 winner over once-beaten Missouri in the Orange Bowl.